r/Glasgow Tools

As someone who is very fond of snark, as I'm sure you have guessed - calling other women ugly literally out of absolutely nowhere is not "snark". It's being a massive boot. If you want this character to be completely unlikeable, then go ahead I guess.

> You only need look at album covers of female artists. Their looks are usually the selling point. It’s obvious.

I don't think you've spent a lot of time looking at the album covers of the types of female artists that release their music on vinyl and thus get sold in record shops like Missing Records. I also think you haven't listened to very many female artists in general if you think their selling point is their looks and not basically anything else... big /r/menwritingwomen vibes here mate.

> “of course, she got out of this shithole.” She must be on a beach in Malibu. What would she be doing here?

Your American thought patterns are showing again. You seriously don't know Glaswegians if you think this woman would go onto a stupid rant like that. She certainly wouldn't say fucking Malibu. Malibu is not where comes to mind to Glaswegians if we're thinking about a nice place with a beach. Malibu is irrelevant to us because we're not American. You are. She would stop at "I'm sure she got out of this shithole".

This is why Americans need to stop writing Glaswegians. And *especially* Glaswegian women. Because christ you cannae do it.