r/Glasgow Tools

Geeza punna burra furra murra,

Geez baura choclit furra wean,

Seeza tenna fags, huv yezonni tottie bags,

Tae pit ratotties in till agit hame

Pirrit oanaslate, ahl pye ye zeftar

Azzawa tae seera panti mime,

Anif yuzkin say ramorra

Orrabest an itznae borra

Yezkin parliamo Glasgow orratime!

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