| Body | Walking towards central with a sandwich in hand when I took a blow to the head. A seagull had dive bombed me and was able to knock my lunch from my hand through blunt force.
I’m a big lad but I genuinely let out a wee scream when it happened. The dbag just gobbled down what was left of my M&S ‘simply the best prawn sandwich’ and flew up to a perch to scope out some dessert options.
Never thought a gull would be that gallus, but I doubt I’ll be eating on the hoof again any time soon.
Should this be reported to the council as I imagine once they learn to do this it’ll only get worse |
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