I’ve been full on areal-shit-bombed by an angry seagull, chased down some streets south of the Clyde, and today to top it all off, got my car shit on 4-5 times within 2 hours of me washing it.
One fucker dove down behind me and screeched his shitty screech in my ear scaring me [shitless]
- and I mean if I was aware of the fucker he was close enough for me to grab it -