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  • Yeah before the M74 was finished, there was a bit of motorway like that. Pointed right at the house of sher. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 2:54pm)
  • Key safe. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 2:52pm)
  • Use a key when scraping off fash stickers, sometimes they leave sharps behind them! by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 2:50pm)
  • Not normal, not ok. You have rights. I’d strongly recommend joining a union! Unite are in the city, they’ll give you advice and help you out. John Smith House 160 West Regent Street Glasgow G2 4RL Get organised! ✊đŸģ by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:04pm)
  • Hermes are the fucking worst. Our local fb group is just constant problems with them. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:02pm)
  • I did my C+E with GTG, got my D working for first, so I automatically got D+E. GTG are good, not cheap, but they’re good. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:02pm)
  • Try the grip house. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:08pm)
  • Shitebags. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:13pm)
  • Wasn’t that the whisky bond warehouse that burned down in the cheapside disaster? Lots of firemen died fighting it. Like much of Glasgow I guess, no fucking money to make something of it. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:11pm)
  • You have to think about it though. You can’t just blindly follow a party. I expect them to clean up, but I can’t ignore my principles! by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:27pm)
  • They wouldn’t allow them to be candidates if they weren’t though. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:40pm)
  • Yeah, I know about the labour terfs, that’s another turn off. I absolutely do not want the tories in, but I know england will put them back in. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:58pm)
  • This is how I feel. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 3:55pm)
  • I don’t see the snp clearing up post indy like they do now though. Seems to me every snp vote is a proxy yes vote. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 4:16pm)
  • I like her, but I’m not happy with the party. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 4:15pm)
  • True. But it’s still an snp vote. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 4:38pm)
  • You asking rhetorically or you need filled in? by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 4:38pm)
  • Few terfs popping up in labour now unfortunately. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 5:03pm)
  • If you’re not following it, it’s easy to miss as the papers aren’t reporting the issue for what it is, they’re stoking instead. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 5:01pm)
  • It stands for ‘trans exclusionary radical feminist’, it’s not exclusively used for women, it just an ideology that appeals more to women by design. It’s not a new term, it’s just become more mainstream as the ideology has become more mainstream. It wasn’t an insult, rather just a term to refer to a person who followed a particular ideology. Just as you’d refer to a fascist as a nazi, you’d refer to a transphobe as a terf. It follows the same playbook as fascism, appealing to the masses to turn against a ‘dangerous’ minority that is looking to disrupt the harmony of society, to predate on women and children, that’s actively trying to recruit, that there’s a level of dishonesty and giving that group more rights would be dangerous for everyone. They frame their arguments as ‘genuine concerns’ and the push back they receive as threatening their right to freedom of speech (this is actually the right to criticise your government without fear of being thrown in a work camp! Not freedom from consequence). The arguments they put forward to say that trans people aren’t real/mentally ill/predatory men in dresses etc, have all been quite thoroughly disproven/countered. It’s just plain old bigotry. There is a theory on the go that the right wing fundamentalist ‘churches’ from the states - angry at losing the equal marriage fight - have begun to plow resources into this movement. It’s not new, it was more an american thing, but lately it’s taken off in a big way in the UK. Our disgraceful right wing media is of course lapping this all up and churning out as many hate pieces as possible. Here’s a good link in just how much the UK papers have covered trans stories. https://teau.me/fourth-estate by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 5:00pm)
  • Green? by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 5:49pm)
  • Yeah, it’s not feminism. Just as right wing white supremacists aren’t Christians. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 6:23pm)
  • Why would you vote tory? Fuck that. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 6:21pm)
  • Exercise4less are a tenner a month I think by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 6:27pm)
  • Lib Dem’s are tories. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 6:40pm)
  • LOL ok boomer by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:02pm)
  • I dunno. Corbyn has said no to an alliance with the snp. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:01pm)
  • ok tory by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:08pm)
  • You’d hope! by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:14pm)
  • don’t be a tory by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:17pm)
  • White supremacy is not Christianity. I’m not here to explain to atheists why you can’t select passage from the bible and read them out of context. The point was you can call yourself a feminist while actually doing & saying the complete opposite, doesn’t make you a feminist. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:48pm)
  • I’m torn! by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:46pm)
  • Yeah. I’m not usually indecisive. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 7:51pm)
  • lol “not my first rodeo” I can’t take anyone seriously who opens with that. TL;DR by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 8:34pm)
  • OK BOOMER. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 8:33pm)
  • Nope! You have a legal right to join a union. Your employer can have a recognition agreement with your union, whereby they’ll negotiate terms, pay rises etc. This can be done voluntarily or is mandatory if (I think) 50% or more of the employees are members though I think there’s a minimum number of employees needed for that to apply. The union can tell you better than I can. Employers lie about this stuff, you have more rights than you realise! by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 8:31pm)
  • They do. It’s a ‘branch’ of radical feminism. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 8:37pm)
  • I hear she’s now a marginal? See what tactical voting could get you, check online. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 8:43pm)
  • I didn’t say Mhairi wasn’t doing anything. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 9:45pm)
  • It is and she does! The media is actually mostly ignoring it. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 9:54pm)
  • She’s not safe! https://twitter.com/centrist_phone/status/1204506799916879875?s=21 by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 9:58pm)
  • They won’t get in if no one ever votes for them! by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 9:55pm)
  • But that’s how the cycle runs forever. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 10:18pm)
  • Do not vote tory. Spoil your ballot or don’t vote at all. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 10:51pm)
  • They are a dangerous fascist party that are stripping away our rights and fucking us over for their own personal profit. They’ll change the laws to keep themselves in power indefinitely. Brexit is nothing but a power grab. They love it when working class people vote for them, just confirms their theory that we’re all fucking morons. They’re laughing at us, lying blatantly, openly, boldly to us, the media barely challenges it and instead repeats the lies unquestioned, even when they’re proven to be lying, nothing happens. The morons vote for them anyway. Voting tory is shooting your self in the foot, and everyone around you too. by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Dec 2019 11:00pm)
  • The Lib Dem’s went into a coalition with the tories to give them power & then voted with them and fucked us all. So we all hate the Lib Dem’s cod they’re just pathetic tories, and we hate the tories cos they’re horrible fascist bastards. Scottish greens are quite good, but not very big. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 12:12am)
  • Nice by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 12:21am)
  • Yeah it was easier back then. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 2:40am)
  • Yeah but they also don’t have candidates in every seat! by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 11:02am)
  • There are a few marginal seats, Jo Swindon’s on a knife edge by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 1:41pm)
  • I hope she doesn’t! by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 4:24pm)
  • Pretty sure snp offered to help labour & Corbyn declined. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 4:24pm)
  • Greens are good, but not big enough. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 4:23pm)
  • They put the tories in power, supported them, broke all their promises, helped usher in austerity. Now they’re just lying constantly and being caught for it. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 4:23pm)
  • I suspect they will by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 5:04pm)
  • Not yet by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 5:04pm)
  • Take your pick by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 5:33pm)
  • It’s not that kinda weed by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Dec 2019 7:29pm)
  • Rainy fascism island. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Dec 2019 10:48pm)
  • No, just being hit with the reality of it is painful. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:00pm)
  • Fair play. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:09pm)
  • They can already dissolve the devolved parliaments at any time. This is a tory power grab. They’re already talking changing the constitution and dumping human rights. They’re going full fash. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:08pm)
  • Did you see the exit polls? by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Dec 2019 11:41pm)
  • I heard it was by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Dec 2019 12:29pm)
  • Everything the snp do is constrained by westminster. That’s like trying to swim for the surface with a weight tied to your foot and someone criticising your breaststroke! I think once we’re independent the snp will be seriously diminished. by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Dec 2019 12:29pm)
  • They won’t let us. by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Dec 2019 12:26pm)
  • Fuck. Yes. But I’m home in bed, sick ☚ī¸ by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Dec 2019 3:51pm)
  • Cooncil by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Dec 2019 3:50pm)
  • Got the cold too, just for good measure. by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Dec 2019 5:19pm)
  • I got that norro virus, fucking nasty. Save the Jaffas for when I can keep them down. 👌đŸģ by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Dec 2019 5:16pm)
  • Be careful mate. by Keltik_ (Sun 15th Dec 2019 1:36pm)
  • Visit, and you’ll know. You’ll get The Feeling. Every one gets The Feeling. by Keltik_ (Sun 15th Dec 2019 1:41pm)
  • Obviously 😂 by Keltik_ (Mon 16th Dec 2019 2:21pm)
  • Call the taxi company, they’ll know the driver & where he’s been. by Keltik_ (Mon 16th Dec 2019 7:10pm)
  • So they know who got in and where! Get on to the polis too. by Keltik_ (Mon 16th Dec 2019 7:49pm)
  • Air bnb? by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Dec 2019 3:14am)
  • B&Q, some B&M have garden centres, there’s also small independent garden centres. by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Dec 2019 7:06pm)
  • What a wank. by Keltik_ (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 5:17pm)
  • utter madman by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Dec 2019 3:09am)
  • It’s like that every Saturday. by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Dec 2019 3:08am)
  • Fuck aye learned that lesson early. Never go there! by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Dec 2019 3:07am)
  • loooooool by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Dec 2019 1:37pm)
  • Try your foodbank, some good toy donations too. by Keltik_ (Wed 25th Dec 2019 2:34am)
  • Student flats en route. by Keltik_ (Fri 27th Dec 2019 10:39pm)
  • They guy who sold towels, had a mic that was like a headset mic now, but back then it was rare, he’d made it himself. He’d get everyone whipped into a frenzy, offering free towels and stuff. I mind my granny telling me to watch from a distance, watch what he did, the towels were rubbish, but not to be fooled by guys like that. by Keltik_ (Sat 28th Dec 2019 1:13pm)
  • Fuck up by Keltik_ (Sat 28th Dec 2019 6:24pm)
  • The whole city centre needs attention and not just more fucking glass office buildings. by Keltik_ (Sat 28th Dec 2019 6:26pm)
  • No really ☚ī¸ by Keltik_ (Sat 28th Dec 2019 8:43pm)
  • Aye awright ya dick cos I don’t fancy filling out a fucking 200 page consultation it’s my fault. Fucking idiot. by Keltik_ (Sat 28th Dec 2019 9:16pm)
  • Check gumtree by Keltik_ (Mon 30th Dec 2019 8:30pm)
  • Ok, controversial opinion incoming. When Scotland goes independent, expect an influx of affluent middle class southern English to arrive and ramp up the gentrification and colonisation. England is getting increasingly fucked by the tories, those with the means to relocate - affluent middle class yahs - will come here and take over because they’ll have the money to do it. Look at the west end for an example, look at Edinburgh. We may have progressive politics, but that could very quickly and easily change when there’s a bunch of wealthy tories flooding in. Aye there’s plenty sound cunts in England, but sound cunts don’t tend to colonise other places. Fuck I had a friend who was a sex worker in Oban years ago run out of town by the middle class english wankers, I’m sure her being Irish didn’t help. She said the same thing, they move in, get into everything, the local groups, committees, you name it, take control. Next thing you know she’s having to pack up and go. ‘That kind of thing isn’t welcome in this town any more.’ As much as we need independence, it’s going to be a double edged sword. by Keltik_ (Tue 31st Dec 2019 12:42pm)
  • Well, what can I say. History repeats itself. by Keltik_ (Tue 31st Dec 2019 4:54pm)
  • Tory voters, not tory politicians. by Keltik_ (Tue 31st Dec 2019 11:09pm)
  • Try the supermarkets, they’re using hiring and there’s a selection of them around. by Keltik_ (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 8:05pm)
  • hehe boobies by Keltik_ (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 9:07pm)
  • Try the local cat rescue & the local fb page by Keltik_ (Sat 4th Jan 2020 1:39pm)
  • Don’t read that piece of shit rag. by Keltik_ (Sat 4th Jan 2020 11:36pm)
  • Yeah. Switch to a more manual job. Something that gets you out & about. You can get a class 2 HGV license for about £1500 in a week. There’s also a growing demand for wind turbine engineers, but that’s a year at college. These pay £25-£35k. You could go into a trade, but that takes a bit longer to learn & get established in. by Keltik_ (Sun 5th Jan 2020 10:02pm)
  • Looks like expanding foam by Keltik_ (Mon 6th Jan 2020 1:40pm)
  • She’s an addict mate. You need to get her into rehab. The private ones cost a fortune. I dunno what the NHS route would be, but if she’s getting violent, sectioning her might be for the best. I don’t see the social taking the weans if you’re still on the scene and able to take care of them. by Keltik_ (Tue 7th Jan 2020 7:31pm)
  • 👆đŸģI agree, Facebook is ideal for finding this kinda thing. by Keltik_ (Tue 7th Jan 2020 11:21pm)
  • Get a sports massage, you’ll think you’re going to die, and you might, but they’ll get all the knots out. by Keltik_ (Wed 8th Jan 2020 1:30am)
  • I used to go to Gforce, but haven’t been for years. I forget why now, but I think they were rude or something and I was like fuck that and never went back. Oh well. by Keltik_ (Wed 8th Jan 2020 1:51am)
  • I was gonna suggest this, there some cool options for hiding bikes inside. by Keltik_ (Wed 8th Jan 2020 9:26pm)
  • Fuckers. by Keltik_ (Wed 8th Jan 2020 9:26pm)
  • Climb a mountain (don’t ask me which, I’m no hiker!) and while she’s enjoying the view, get on one knee, wait for her to notice you. Then get married at Gretna Green. by Keltik_ (Wed 8th Jan 2020 9:31pm)
  • There’s another monument about 5 mins walk along to the west, but it’s kinda hidden by the building works there. by Keltik_ (Thu 9th Jan 2020 1:21pm)
  • It reflects the sun. by Keltik_ (Thu 9th Jan 2020 8:43pm)
  • What’s this? by Keltik_ (Sat 11th Jan 2020 8:02pm)
  • Filming someone’s home made porn? by Keltik_ (Sat 11th Jan 2020 11:56pm)
  • Shut up. by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Jan 2020 10:17am)
  • Go fuck your self you fucking ignorant cunt. by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Jan 2020 10:16am)
  • Attitude is everything. Act like you don’t belong & people will notice that. There’s plenty of alcohol based LGBT spaces in the city. Govanhill has the bookshop lgbt Category Is Books which hosts various non alcohol based events too. Have a look on fb too, plenty of Glasgow groups & events! by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Jan 2020 10:20am)
  • Can you drive? Courier companies are usually looking for drivers. It’s hard going, but it pays. by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Jan 2020 3:36pm)
  • Fuck sake. The city is a mess, beautiful old buildings left to rot, fucking trees growing out the side of them, burned out and replaced with fucking glass office buildings. Every council since how fucking long has been determined to ruin Glasgow. More brushed steel! More wood panels! More fucking glass! The city is losing its character. Fucking gentrified tae fuck. by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Jan 2020 8:26pm)
  • Aye the council let them. If you’re going to abandon a building, it should be taken off you. It’s not just that look at paddy’s market, the clydeside, wanting you take away the Buchanan street steps. Aye and choice between a listed building being maintained and restored or a another office building, I’ll have the original. by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Jan 2020 9:33pm)
  • It’s worth it, opens up opportunities. by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Jan 2020 11:15pm)
  • Can’t they catch this prick? by Keltik_ (Tue 14th Jan 2020 12:36am)
  • Who knows. by Keltik_ (Tue 14th Jan 2020 12:48am)
  • Paddy’s market was a community, what is it now? More brushed steel and some landscaping. But paddy’s market wasn’t appealing to visitors, it’s called gentrification. The steps are new, but they’re popular, the people like them and they’ve become a meeting place. A big fucking no no for the council. by Keltik_ (Tue 14th Jan 2020 10:32am)
  • You’ll get about 50p for them. Better off donating to a charity. by Keltik_ (Tue 14th Jan 2020 8:04pm)
  • Wallace was born in Elderslie, by Paisley - which has the second most listed buildings in the UK. Built by the Coates family with the money made from the mills. Come to Paisley in the summer, events like sma shot day show off the history. There’s the abbey and Coates memorial, the baptist cathedral of Europe. There’s also a memorial plate in the middle of a road junction that says something like “the last pain died here”, it’s where they burned the witches. by Keltik_ (Wed 15th Jan 2020 11:27am)
  • I’m going to try get a picture of it one of these days! by Keltik_ (Wed 15th Jan 2020 4:03pm)
  • haha same by Keltik_ (Wed 15th Jan 2020 11:49pm)
  • Gonna turn that into student flats. by Keltik_ (Sun 19th Jan 2020 1:05am)
  • YES. Thanks to the tories cutting the budgets for everything but their fucking champagne bill, all the councils budgets are stretched thin. I’ve had it out with my local councillors at community council meetings and they’re just as exasperated as we are. There’s no reason for austerity, it only serves as an exercise in cruelty. This is why I’m so pro independence. If we need to suffer austerity, at least we’ll be in a position to vote the bastards out and make some changes. by Keltik_ (Sun 19th Jan 2020 10:19pm)
  • That wasn’t a gcc councillor. Don’t forget, the tories have been fucking us since thatcher. Neo liberalism has fucked everything. by Keltik_ (Mon 20th Jan 2020 11:03am)
  • fuck off by Keltik_ (Tue 21st Jan 2020 12:22am)
  • Did the driver wait for them? by Keltik_ (Tue 21st Jan 2020 12:21am)
  • B&Q can cut wood by Keltik_ (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 9:40pm)
  • Fuck that. by Keltik_ (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 10:43pm)
  • Try Glasgow st Pauli by Keltik_ (Thu 23rd Jan 2020 12:56am)
  • Don’t worry, they’ll all end up as junkies soon enough, once the tories have absolutely fucked any hope of anything better for them. by Keltik_ (Thu 23rd Jan 2020 9:25pm)
  • Nah. Check wind turbine engineer. by Keltik_ (Sat 25th Jan 2020 1:47am)
  • Surprised they even considered selling in the first place. by Keltik_ (Sat 25th Jan 2020 1:45am)
  • Gas meter installer isn’t trade in the way a plumber is though. by Keltik_ (Sat 25th Jan 2020 10:01pm)
  • I know a guy works for a company doing the smart meters, everyone hates it and they’re designed to basically do meter readers out a job. Go for a trade, goodness knows you struggle to find a good tradesman these days. by Keltik_ (Sat 25th Jan 2020 10:27pm)
  • Thanks fuck we voted no and decided to stick with the tories. Love a bit of desperation and poverty eh lads. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 12:09am)
  • It wasn’t always. Westminster still hold the purse strings. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 10:16am)
  • Currently snowing out Motherwell way. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 10:47am)
  • Try a bit further afield, somewhere like Paisley, 15 mins drive/1 train stop from Glasgow. Much cheaper, still has everything you’d need. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:28pm)
  • Down the rent a bit and up the bills a bit. But you should be able to get by on that. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:34pm)
  • Ask yer granny or yer aunties. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:33pm)
  • jist fuckin gie it laldy! by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:32pm)
  • B&Q sell dust masks. Not quite the same thing, but they’re cheap & plentiful. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:39pm)
  • Nope. First are cunts. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:38pm)
  • If you don’t mind a bit of walking to get your car, there’s an industrial estate to the east of the airport, park around there for free, the BP might let you sit a while too. Alternative is getting a lift in & out and parking right out the way. by Keltik_ (Mon 27th Jan 2020 9:14pm)
  • np, see if you’re really stuck, I stay 5 mins from the airport. I can help. by Keltik_ (Tue 28th Jan 2020 2:43pm)
  • Jings I didn’t think anyone did LAN parties now. What yous playing? by Keltik_ (Tue 28th Jan 2020 5:58pm)
  • Jings I didn’t think anyone did LAN parties now. What yous playing? by Keltik_ (Tue 28th Jan 2020 6:01pm)
  • I was diablo 2 back in the day, used to play with my brother & couple friends online. We were pretty good! I also didn’t have a full time job then lol by Keltik_ (Tue 28th Jan 2020 8:08pm)
  • I know right? 😄 by Keltik_ (Tue 28th Jan 2020 8:58pm)
  • So it’s only a few right wing publications reporting on it? Doesn’t surprise me the police would keep something like this quiet, it’s only adding fuel to the fire for all the bigoted fash who want any excuse to batter brown people. Let’s not pretend white guys aren’t rapists and pedophiles too, look at Prince Andrew ffs. It’s in every community, every walk of life. by Keltik_ (Tue 28th Jan 2020 10:45pm)
  • I’m tired of seeing right wing cunts lying to justify violence, that’s what comes to mind first. I don’t see tommy robinson trying to get Prince Andrew extradited, do you? by Keltik_ (Wed 29th Jan 2020 12:13am)
  • Yeah that’s right, I clearly don’t give a shit about the victims, nice segue into your own virtue signalling lol fuck off by Keltik_ (Wed 29th Jan 2020 12:31am)
  • How to spot a right wing bell end: keeps banging on about virtue signalling. by Keltik_ (Wed 29th Jan 2020 12:42am)
  • Paisley by Keltik_ (Wed 29th Jan 2020 9:28pm)
  • Tired of this shite patter about schemes being like war zones. Just go for the job if you want it. You’ll be miserable anyway. by Keltik_ (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 11:22pm)
  • Aye it’s the same shite for every scheme. Don’t worry about it. by Keltik_ (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 11:25pm)
  • Aye, it’s shite. Just fucking bring back the real thing. by Keltik_ (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 10:20pm)
  • Yes by Keltik_ (Tue 4th Feb 2020 12:40pm)
  • Press the button. I used to drive service buses, you’re watching the road and all the dumb shit car drivers do while also trying to keep an eye on your inside mirror, you can’t see over your left shoulder, so people would miss their stop because I didn’t know they were there. One woman actually shouted at me and gave me quite a fright for not stopping, she hadn’t pressed the button. I said sorry I hadn’t seen her and drew in at the next stop, she said as she exited “if you had a brain you’d be dangerous”. That was about 10 years ago and it’s stuck with me. A rude, ignorant cunt. I hope she’s having a shit life. by Keltik_ (Tue 4th Feb 2020 11:18pm)
  • I don’t think about it often, but it hurt enough at the time to stick with me. When someone mentions something like it, I remember. by Keltik_ (Wed 5th Feb 2020 10:45am)
  • Glasgow St. Pauli by Keltik_ (Wed 5th Feb 2020 3:52pm)
  • Wind turbine engineers, year long course, good money at the end. Quicker is fork lift driving or even truck driving. What are you interested in? by Keltik_ (Wed 5th Feb 2020 9:29pm)
  • Still are pal by Keltik_ (Thu 6th Feb 2020 8:22pm)
  • AK vehicle rentals in paisley are good, wee family run place, I’ve used their vans for years, they do cars too. 5/10 mins from Glasgow airport. by Keltik_ (Mon 10th Feb 2020 12:44am)
  • Any Turkish will do it by Keltik_ (Mon 10th Feb 2020 12:43am)
  • Yeah my work uses them, they only book me a basic type of car, but I generally get whatever’s available at the time, had a big jag one time! by Keltik_ (Mon 10th Feb 2020 12:46am)
  • Fuck first bus. by Keltik_ (Mon 10th Feb 2020 10:38pm)
  • Fucking capitalism ruins everything. by Keltik_ (Wed 12th Feb 2020 9:24pm)
  • Routes that make money get plenty buses, everything else gets panned. I used to drive buses and there’d be drivers notorious for not passing another bus of the same route, so they could stay empty and have it easy while the first bus did all the work. by Keltik_ (Sat 15th Feb 2020 5:43am)
  • Shit like this really annoys me, no ones interested in your fucking kinks, you shouldn’t force it on anyone or make them witness it without their consent. Kids certainly don’t need to be seeing this. by Keltik_ (Mon 17th Feb 2020 5:36pm)
  • Kids don’t need to see adults engaging in sexual activity. That shouldn’t be something you want to debate. by Keltik_ (Tue 18th Feb 2020 12:25am)
  • It is sexual activity. by Keltik_ (Tue 18th Feb 2020 12:31am)
  • Sexual overtones. It’s overt. The fact the public is witnessing it is part of the turn on for them. Children don’t need to learn about BDSM. You can teach them about sex when they’re ready, they can learn about kink when they’re adults. by Keltik_ (Tue 18th Feb 2020 11:07am)
  • My pal does drone photography, I’ll say to him about this. by Keltik_ (Tue 18th Feb 2020 9:20pm)
  • I know it’s fucking rank. by Keltik_ (Wed 19th Feb 2020 8:54pm)
  • Newhouse industrial estate is appalling by Keltik_ (Fri 21st Feb 2020 2:12pm)
  • It’s Jehovah’s witnesses, it’s a cult, avoid them. by Keltik_ (Mon 24th Feb 2020 5:48pm)
  • Benchmarx are good, though their range is a bit limited I think. I bought from B&Q and had a hell of a time, but I got my joiner to fit it, he’s floored my attic & fixed the shitty landscaping I had done too, he’s good, reasonably priced, I do recommend him. Jim Craig - 07982254428 by Keltik_ (Mon 24th Feb 2020 5:46pm)
  • I went in myself, actually I think Bernie (wee design woman) came out to measure up, did a design and showed me what they do. They just didn’t have what I liked. by Keltik_ (Mon 24th Feb 2020 6:24pm)
  • You teach in Johnstone by any chance? by Keltik_ (Mon 24th Feb 2020 10:21pm)
  • Ah right, I ask as there’s a drum teacher at the studio space in Johnstone, I thought you were him. by Keltik_ (Tue 25th Feb 2020 8:27pm)
  • Cos you cough something up. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Feb 2020 10:24pm)
  • Yep. Beyond scunnered with it. by Keltik_ (Sat 29th Feb 2020 7:20pm)
  • Aye Glasgow’s a pretty cool city, dont worry too much about fitting in. Why not come for a visit? by Keltik_ (Tue 3rd Mar 2020 8:16pm)
  • Pretty cool by Keltik_ (Sun 8th Mar 2020 9:42am)
  • Try your local councillor, they usually have some sense and will get the right department telt by Keltik_ (Tue 10th Mar 2020 5:30pm)
  • Just set up a group for my village to get volunteers to help those who are stuck or vulnerable. Had loads of folk signing up to help, recommend doing the same in your local fb groups, loads of good folk out there willing to help by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Mar 2020 6:29pm)
  • Co-op warehouse by eurocentral are always hiring. Check the website I think. by Keltik_ (Wed 18th Mar 2020 9:43am)
  • Buses still running by Keltik_ (Wed 18th Mar 2020 9:42am)
  • Yes but it’s a source of money when the alternative is no money. by Keltik_ (Wed 18th Mar 2020 9:41am)
  • Didn’t realise there was a ban! 🙁 by Keltik_ (Wed 18th Mar 2020 8:57pm)
  • They’re probably understaffed by Keltik_ (Wed 18th Mar 2020 8:56pm)
  • Supermarkets are needing help by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Mar 2020 12:08am)
  • Fuck off. by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Mar 2020 5:34pm)
  • Fuck. Off. by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Mar 2020 6:19pm)
  • lol fuck off by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Mar 2020 8:34pm)
  • haha fuck off by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Mar 2020 9:05pm)
  • fuck off by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Mar 2020 10:26pm)
  • loool fuck off by Keltik_ (Thu 19th Mar 2020 10:49pm)
  • Fuck off. by Keltik_ (Fri 20th Mar 2020 11:48am)
  • lol fuck off by Keltik_ (Fri 20th Mar 2020 3:47pm)
  • haha you fucking knob, fuck off. by Keltik_ (Sat 21st Mar 2020 2:04pm)
  • HAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFFFFFF by Keltik_ (Sat 21st Mar 2020 4:52pm)
  • wHy WoNt YoU dEbAtE mE lol fuck off by Keltik_ (Sat 21st Mar 2020 5:58pm)
  • lol fuck off by Keltik_ (Sat 21st Mar 2020 9:48pm)
  • 😂 fuck off by Keltik_ (Sat 21st Mar 2020 9:50pm)
  • yawn. Fuck off. by Keltik_ (Sat 21st Mar 2020 10:44pm)
  • Fuck off. by Keltik_ (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 12:31am)
  • fuck off by Keltik_ (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 10:03am)
  • we’ve all had a good laugh at your attempts to insult me, desperately creaming yourself you get the final comment in, but seriously, get a fucking life and fuck off already. by Keltik_ (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 12:29pm)
  • Tried a hotel? There’s still a few open. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 5:33pm)
  • Supermarkets. Warehouses & shops need staff. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 9:04pm)
  • haha dick head https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/coronavirus-uk-lockdown-boris-johnson-speech-today-update-latest-advice-a9420086.html by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 9:05pm)
  • You didn’t deserve those down votes. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 10:14pm)
  • That’s what they want you to think. That was purely to keep the economy afloat. Remember a week ago they wanted us all infected for herd immunity! Never trust a tory. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 10:14pm)
  • Join a union, unite are good for builders. They’ll keep you right too. Just stay home for now. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 10:11pm)
  • LOL GET IT FUCKIN UP YE 😂 by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 10:11pm)
  • Might not have the choice soon. I’m classed as a vital worker. So I’m not getting to stay home. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 10:10pm)
  • Join a union! by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 10:15pm)
  • Don’t go, the rules are clear. Join a union too. They’ll help keep you right. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 11:23pm)
  • That’s not vital work. Stay home, join a union. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 11:21pm)
  • If they were due credit, I’d give them it. Everything they do is party politics. Don’t let your guard down. If they could get away with leaving us to starve, they absolutely would. by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 11:21pm)
  • Surely they’d kick the hotel staff out for that? by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 11:20pm)
  • I know 😂 by Keltik_ (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 11:30pm)
  • Everything is vital till it’s not by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 4:19am)
  • Have you been paying attention the last 10 years? by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 4:18am)
  • The wages, no wages = no spending, everything collapses. by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 4:16am)
  • Bit soon surely by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 4:15am)
  • I can understand. I’d still heavily recommend the union membership. Blacklisting is still rife, protect yourself. by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 6:47am)
  • Aye I heard they were getting pelters for it. by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 5:57pm)
  • Not all businesses are essential/have key workers. Non essential businesses are meant to stop and let their staff stay home. by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 9:46pm)
  • https://twitter.com/andywightman/status/1242466280696762368?s=21 by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 10:18pm)
  • Motorway has been busy all day. Seeing lots of work vans about, wagons pulling non essential stuff. LOTS of cars. Southside was very busy with pedestrians, Allison street just looked normal, very busy. I suspect a lot of city centre work is now being done at home. by Keltik_ (Tue 24th Mar 2020 10:20pm)
  • Yes I’m serious. I’m a truck driver. I spend my days on the motorway. It was quieter than normal but it wasn’t quiet, but for a country on ‘lockdown’ there were a lot of cars still going about. I don’t doubt you were able to get your car to your destination a lot quicker. I’m speed limited so I pretty much spend the same amount of time going somewhere. It may be different today, I think a lot of folk weren’t clear on whether or not they could stay home. by Keltik_ (Wed 25th Mar 2020 6:02am)
  • Yeah too much ambiguity. Garages, window cleaners and gardeners are now somehow essential staff? by Keltik_ (Wed 25th Mar 2020 11:14am)
  • That seems odd. Leave a night out, away down to tradeston, leave your stuff by the river so we’ll hidden it takes a month to find then jump in the river? by Keltik_ (Fri 27th Mar 2020 9:50pm)
  • You’s are doing a great job, don’t listen to these wee fannies. by Keltik_ (Sat 28th Mar 2020 10:08am)
  • Canny blame them by Keltik_ (Sun 29th Mar 2020 7:10pm)
  • It’s a raised kerb by Keltik_ (Wed 8th Apr 2020 8:58pm)
  • Is it the same fanny that keeps spraying “Earth is flat” on all the motorway overpasses? by Keltik_ (Wed 8th Apr 2020 9:00pm)
  • Only joking, it’s the radiation bending the shadow. by Keltik_ (Thu 9th Apr 2020 11:46am)
  • Its fucking pish. by Keltik_ (Mon 20th Apr 2020 7:47am)
  • Good work by Keltik_ (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 6:29am)
  • Some shitty viral marketing attempt. by Keltik_ (Sat 25th Apr 2020 1:30pm)
  • Last time I saw this it was near derelict. by Keltik_ (Thu 30th Apr 2020 10:36am)
  • See if you just don’t be a dick, you’ll be fine. by Keltik_ (Fri 1st May 2020 10:32pm)
  • I texted my barber mid lockdown to ask if they’d do a PPE’d home visit and I got a ridiculously snarky reply back (a simple no would have sufficed). When the plans were announced for them being allowed to reopen he did a Facebook post saying what he’d be doing to reopen, and that some ‘numpties’ had been in touch asking about haircuts before then. So now I’m going to find a new barber. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by Keltik_ (Tue 14th Jul 2020 11:01am)
  • I like how you’re all pretending you didn’t do the same. by Keltik_ (Wed 15th Jul 2020 8:23am)
  • I agree. It should be available to those who want it. Though many companies will see this as a chance to cut overheads, so make sure you’re being paid for the space and amenities they’re now renting from you! by Keltik_ (Wed 15th Jul 2020 8:36am)
  • Join a union, all of you. Unite’s hospitality branch is good. They’re getting results. by Keltik_ (Mon 20th Jul 2020 10:02am)
  • Blander than usual. by Keltik_ (Fri 14th Aug 2020 7:22pm)
  • I thought habitat had shut down? Where’s cult? by Keltik_ (Fri 14th Aug 2020 8:12pm)
  • Ok thanks by Keltik_ (Sat 15th Aug 2020 4:48am)
  • Cheers by Keltik_ (Sat 15th Aug 2020 12:02pm)
  • Second this advice by Keltik_ (Sun 16th Aug 2020 10:07pm)
  • Is she in a union? If not, join one. What is the stated reason for firing her? by Keltik_ (Tue 18th Aug 2020 5:39pm)
  • Squinty Bridge. by Keltik_ (Wed 19th Aug 2020 8:21pm)
  • I get pigeons at my back door and there’s one that bullies everyone, crows, magpies, starlings, everyone. Seen another pigeon standing up to him though, proper scrapping. Like well done son, get him telt. by Keltik_ (Fri 21st Aug 2020 8:35am)
  • You’re meant to wash them. by Keltik_ (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 7:51am)
  • This is exactly what the tories want. Fuck every cunt that votes for them. Get us tae fuck out this union. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Aug 2020 9:03am)
  • Not unable, entirely unwilling. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Aug 2020 1:18pm)
  • Well we’ll make our own mistakes and we’ll have the power to learn from them. Instead of being the fucking punching bag for the tories. Here’s all our tax revenue, here’s all our national industries and services, sell them off to your fucking crooked Mayes cheap, the dumb Scots will keep bending over for the arse fucking the English have been dealing us for the last 300 years because there’s so many fucking tory arse lickers here who fucking love it. Look at how the English and westminster respond to immigrants and poor people. Anyone they deem as being any kind of an expense, anyone who takes tax money away from the billionaires is deemed a parasite and must die, fucking machine gunned in their dinghies if possible. And yet somehow, SOMEHOW, the ‘pathetic lazy worthless’ Scots who ‘rely on England to prop them up at every turn’, they’ll fight tooth and nail to keep in the union?? The tories know england is fucked if the union breaks up. That is the ONLY reason they fight to keep the remnants of the empire together. Wales and Ireland will soon follow us. England will sink into irrelevance and recession, but they’ll still keep voting tory. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Aug 2020 1:17pm)
  • Keep sucking that tory arsehole. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Aug 2020 2:25pm)
  • I’m not a militant yesser, not even close to being one. Just sick of this need to dance around the blatant truth incase we’re momentarily perceived as being slightly rude. It’s a form of tone policing. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Aug 2020 6:54pm)
  • I don’t hate england, I hate how they’ve treated us. I suspect the SNP will hold on for a while yet, but I expect they’ll quickly lose support. Personally I’d like to see the greens & labour getting more ground. But only if labour sort their shit out and stop acting like a branch office. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Aug 2020 6:57pm)
  • It’s ok, the firebug will soon have it all burnt down and replaced with more soulless glass and steel monstrosities. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Aug 2020 7:29pm)
  • I know. by Keltik_ (Thu 27th Aug 2020 3:54am)
  • No yet! Figured day 1 would be hoachin. by Keltik_ (Tue 1st Sep 2020 5:51am)
  • These are just pyramid schemes, generally easy to spot, avoid like the fucking plague. by Keltik_ (Tue 1st Sep 2020 5:50am)
  • Enough of a minority to cause enough of a fucking outbreak they’ve had to shut down all these places. by Keltik_ (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 2:10pm)
  • Gentrification is why you end up with buy to let landlords (and why you can’t afford anything inside the city!!). People who own their home tend to look after it more. I lived in cambuslang for a few years, a lot of years ago. Every place is the same. Good streets & bad streets. You get idiots everywhere. by Keltik_ (Tue 13th Oct 2020 7:51pm)
  • AW GLASGOWS SUCH A FUCKIN SHITE HOLE ITS AW FULLA FUCKIN JUNKIES HAW HAW AM DEAD CLEVER MAKING THIS SAME SHITE COMMENT EVERY OTHER CUNT MAKES HAW HAW by Keltik_ (Thu 15th Oct 2020 9:17pm)
  • Only every year. Fucking long overdue banning them from public sale. by Keltik_ (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 1:42pm)
  • They’re no so cheap these days. by Keltik_ (Sat 31st Oct 2020 11:00pm)
  • Fuck. I wish we were independent already. I wish we could have just handled all this shit ourselves instead of being stuck with those fucking soulless tory ghouls. Everyone’s mental health is hanging by a fucking thread, this shit should have been over by now, but no those greedy bastards and their fucking billionaire pals would rather rip us all off again and again. I don’t know why there aren’t riots to be honest. Hurry up and give us our second referendum. How many bloody polls and mandates does it take?? Or are the current establishment getting too comfortable? What other party has held a government this long? We need change, we need it now. by Keltik_ (Sat 31st Oct 2020 11:18pm)
  • Freeze all rent and mortgages! by Keltik_ (Sat 31st Oct 2020 11:20pm)
  • I’m sure China would understand there’s a matter of a deadly virus doing the rounds. by Keltik_ (Sun 1st Nov 2020 5:58am)
  • I’ve donated to them too, but I’ve looked for some furniture for friends before there and it’s no like it used to be. by Keltik_ (Sun 1st Nov 2020 6:02am)
  • What I mean is, they sell second hand stuff for the same price you’d pay for something that’s brand new. The point of buying second hand is it’s a wee bit cheaper. by Keltik_ (Sun 1st Nov 2020 6:01am)
  • Never heard Boris Johnstone called that before by Keltik_ (Sun 1st Nov 2020 8:22am)
  • Ok well I paid £25 for a coffee table that was straight out the 70s. by Keltik_ (Sun 1st Nov 2020 11:09am)
  • No, I was buying it for a friend who’d just been given his first accommodation after being homeless and didn’t have any furniture. by Keltik_ (Mon 2nd Nov 2020 1:46am)
  • I find things like sports/hobby clubs are good, but this FUCKING virus has fucked all of that. You on Twitter? Lots of cool Glasgow folk on there too. by Keltik_ (Wed 4th Nov 2020 6:15am)
  • Fuck it. Gives us all a full on lockdown for 2 weeks. Shut everything. The borders, everything. Get stocked up, no one leaves the house for a fortnight. The dugs get a 20 minute walk. Fucking break the back of this thing and get it over with. Fucking sick of this shit. No ones taking it seriously any more. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Nov 2020 11:18pm)
  • It wouldn’t stop it outright, but it would be the ‘circuit breaker’ needed to halt the spread and determine who actually has it, and keep them from spreading it. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Nov 2020 7:26am)
  • I’m a truck driver, I deliver food to one of the big retailers, I’ve worked through this whole thing and watched friends nearly die from it. Every fucking day I put myself at risk of catching it. I’ve had enough. I don’t get danger money for this shit. This will drag on well into 2021 if we don’t stamp it out. The winter is the best time for it, we’re unlikely to get an influx of caravan wankers from England again. New Zealand is back to normal, we could be too. But no, the tories are more interested in ripping every cunt off with their mates’ shite companies, getting handed contracts for shit that doesn’t work. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Nov 2020 7:31am)
  • Yes they’re not neighboured with a government hell bent on extreme corruption and class war. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Nov 2020 9:12am)
  • 2 weeks is long enough to let symptoms develop. If you have symptoms, you stay in lockdown. If you don’t, you don’t stay in lockdown. It also buys time for things like the tracers to get an idea of who’s got it and who they’ve been in contact with. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Nov 2020 9:11am)
  • Testing people doesn’t make them positive, testing doesn’t make people contagious. Testing shows us just how bad it is and how far it’s spread. Getting accurate data is not ‘inflating numbers’. Carrying on as normal, letting people infect each other and not testing to see who needs to be quarantined is why we’re in the mess we’re in. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Nov 2020 10:12am)
  • Ok let’s stop testing and just take our chances with the fucking pandemic. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Nov 2020 3:56pm)
  • My comparison is in attitude. The NZ government actually give a shit about their citizens. The British government dont. They have been trying to kill us all off for years. by Keltik_ (Thu 12th Nov 2020 4:04pm)
  • Where’s the skate park? by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Nov 2020 8:30pm)
  • I used to spend my nights in easy Internet cafe - now five guys! I’d get the first bus home in the morning. I liked how quiet the city was. 5/6am it’s like a ghost town, especially mid week. by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Nov 2020 8:38pm)
  • Cheers bud by Keltik_ (Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:15am)
  • Tell the police for a start, then the housing association. Get them to move him somewhere else. Keep a record of everything. May be worthwhile getting a wee cctv camera put in. They’re not expensive, a dome one is hard to damage and fairly low profile. Don’t put up with his shit. by Keltik_ (Sat 14th Nov 2020 11:48am)
  • This is a comprehensive method to get results! by Keltik_ (Sat 14th Nov 2020 11:51am)
  • Join a union, get your colleagues to do it to. This lockdown is a fucking joke. Bosses are ripping the piss and getting away with it. by Keltik_ (Wed 18th Nov 2020 7:56pm)
  • Y’know what you need. A right old school gas cooker with the grill overhead. That was the *best* toast. by Keltik_ (Sat 12th Dec 2020 9:04pm)
  • Don’t break the rules, not now. Imagine you ended up on a ventilator, fighting for every breath. Your wife trying to talk to via an iPad a nurse in a hazmat suit is holding. Apologising for taking the piss out of you. Was that pint really worth it? by Keltik_ (Sun 27th Dec 2020 11:39pm)
  • Aye I just went to put something in the bin and did the fucking splits by Keltik_ (Mon 4th Jan 2021 11:49pm)
  • I’m in Renfrewshire and we’ve had this for years. It’s a kinda odd pattern to stick to, but we have 4 bins. Black - landfill, green - plastic and glass, blue - paper, brown - garden (now also doing food caddy waste). Something gets collected every week, but it’s 2-4 weeks depending on which bin it is. It’s no that bad, your rubbish is split over 4 bins. Sometimes I don’t fill the bin enough to warrant putting it out, but I live alone. Like my brown bin is only food waste over winter. And my landfill bin doesn’t get much in it as I try to recycle as much as I can. It sounds worse than it actually is once you get settled into it. by Keltik_ (Sat 6th Feb 2021 1:23am)
  • We can do both, I kept the wee under sink caddy and use the bin liners for it, for easiness. The bags rot anyway. They’re just for ease of keeping the wee caddy clean. by Keltik_ (Sat 6th Feb 2021 10:03am)
  • Nice by Keltik_ (Mon 1st Mar 2021 5:15pm)
  • Heavy Sauron vibes by Keltik_ (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 1:55pm)
  • They’re so full of shit. They’ve no interest in keeping their fans in line. Never have. Another whiney bullshit statement instead of taking responsibility. They’re the absolute embarrassment of Scotland. by Keltik_ (Tue 9th Mar 2021 5:34pm)
  • Aye the louden did a whip round for it, like that makes it all ok. by Keltik_ (Tue 9th Mar 2021 5:35pm)
  • That would require the club to actually want to take responsibility. by Keltik_ (Tue 9th Mar 2021 5:55pm)
  • Speak to living rent by Keltik_ (Tue 9th Mar 2021 6:04pm)
  • Aye, I’d agree. I’m not a football fan, precisely because of shit like this. But all I see are rangers fans constantly being dicks, year in year out, and the club doing nothing but putting out statements like this deflecting blame. Those in charge clearly have the same irresponsible and immature attitude. by Keltik_ (Tue 9th Mar 2021 6:00pm)
  • Get into your MSP about it, there’s been talk of getting them banned. I think it only ever gets so far, it never actually gets on to being a bill. The more folk raise it though... by Keltik_ (Sun 21st Mar 2021 11:44pm)
  • “Ross’s for service & value” I think by Keltik_ (Wed 14th Apr 2021 9:32pm)
  • Service? by Keltik_ (Wed 14th Apr 2021 9:31pm)
  • Shut up fash by Keltik_ (Sun 9th May 2021 6:44am)
  • đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ by Keltik_ (Sun 9th May 2021 6:50am)
  • Go fuck your self. by Keltik_ (Sun 9th May 2021 4:58pm)
  • Don’t start your fash shite. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 1:25pm)
  • Starts a thread calling for help resisting a fascist state, won’t respond to fascist trolls. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:02pm)
  • Don’t start with your ‘just asking a question’. You think my head buttons up the fucking back? by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:01pm)
  • You don’t have to be from Glasgow to know what the home office is. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:13pm)
  • Yeah, go compare that to what’s happening. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:12pm)
  • You can fuck off an all. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:12pm)
  • You don’t have to be from Glasgow to know what the home office is. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:16pm)
  • Come join us in the real world when you’re ready. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:58pm)
  • Learn what a troll is. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 2:57pm)
  • Oh right ok, well after years of this line of reply from trolls, I have no patience for being trolled. It’s an immigration raid. It’s not a new thing. Most folk in the uk by now know the government hate immigrants. I’m sure it doesn’t need to be spelled out. The post was to advertise a protest and invite support. I’m not here to debate the merits of immigration. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 3:04pm)
  • Oh right ok. Here in the UK some people are immigrants. The fascists running the government in London hate immigrants. They regularly send squads out from the home office to round the them up and deport them. They don’t need a reason why, being an immigrant is enough. Fascist supporters of rye government like to troll people online by sucking them into circular arguments that support the fascist system. Some people don’t realise these people are trolls and engage them in good faith, getting their time wasted by bad faith, devils advocate bullshit questions. I’m not entertaining bad faith engagements. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 3:01pm)
  • Aye as expected, you’ve posted a load of fascist apologism. Anyone who defends fascists can fuck off. You included. And you can all downvote me to oblivion. I do not give a fuck. by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 3:05pm)
  • Do I need to tell you to fuck off too? by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 4:07pm)
  • Shut up scum by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 4:06pm)
  • Fuck off by Keltik_ (Thu 13th May 2021 4:05pm)
  • Local elections, jayda fransen got 46 votes by Keltik_ (Fri 14th May 2021 7:12pm)
  • Agreed. by Keltik_ (Tue 18th May 2021 9:43am)
  • It’s a joke. by Keltik_ (Thu 27th May 2021 4:08pm)
  • That is dumbest shit I’ve ever read. by Keltik_ (Sun 27th Jun 2021 6:54pm)
  • lmao no they don’t by Keltik_ (Sun 27th Jun 2021 6:53pm)
  • Normal time for a church service is 11am, 8am seems unusual. Is it like a band warming up? Or a show? I know the law on noise restrictions kicks in at 7:30am, like I have to keep my reverse beeper off before then, so I think they’re technically ok. You’d likely be better going to see them than emailing I’d imagine. In my past experience, the technical side of church stuff, like websites, is volunteer run and not always by someone who’s very knowledgeable, it might have just been missed. by Keltik_ (Sun 27th Jun 2021 6:49pm)
  • lol you sound triggered by Keltik_ (Sun 27th Jun 2021 8:08pm)
  • It’s the fags. by Keltik_ (Mon 28th Jun 2021 9:17pm)
  • Seconded, it’s easy to furnish a place. by Keltik_ (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 12:43pm)
  • Yes. Consider living just outside Glasgow, Paisley for example. 1 train stop to Glasgow central, rent is a bit cheaper (could probably knock a couple hundred off that), bills sounds about right, transport may work out a bit cheaper if you buy a train pass for 6 months or a year. Good luck! by Keltik_ (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 12:42pm)
  • I live just beside Paisley. It’s the biggest town in Scotland and has the second most listed buildings in the UK. It was a weavers town, with I think 3 big mills, the weavers invented the famous ‘Paisley pattern’ here. The Coates family owned at least one of the mills (my history isn’t that great) and spent a lot of money on building the town. The Coates Memorial Church is a sight to behold, it’s called the baptist cathedral of Europe! There’s also Paisley Abbey, the museum, the observatory, the weavers cottage, the town halls, the university… William Wallace (Braveheart) was born 5 minutes down the road in Elderslie. Sma’ Shot day was today, but it was online this year, so you could probably still find some of it to watch. There’s a plaque on a main road here too, to commemorate where they used to burn the witches and the gallowgate where they’d hang criminals. Paisley is a cracking town with a ridiculous amount of history. It’s worth considering! by Keltik_ (Sat 3rd Jul 2021 10:51pm)
  • Are you sorted now? by Keltik_ (Sun 4th Jul 2021 5:27pm)
  • Also, consider Renfrewshire. Paisley is 1 train stop from central. by Keltik_ (Wed 14th Jul 2021 10:48am)
  • You need to report it to the council, it’s a noise complaint. Get a hold of your local councillor and get them fighting the case for you too. They can put in traffic calming measures that takes away their fun. No harm reporting it to the police too, who could disperse them. by Keltik_ (Fri 16th Jul 2021 11:21pm)
  • Get the councillor on board, that’s what they’re there for, most folk don’t realise it though. They’re like a cheat code, you can skip ahead with their help. by Keltik_ (Sat 17th Jul 2021 1:47am)
  • Hobbies are a good way to do it, there’s clubs and things for whatever you’re interested in. What are your interests? by Keltik_ (Mon 19th Jul 2021 10:14pm)
  • S&J All Trades - 07984 585131 Joiner - Jim Craig 07982254428 Plasterer - David Beaton 07933 277725 by Keltik_ (Wed 21st Jul 2021 1:16pm)
  • Forget Glasgow, look at Paisley. 1 train stop from central, everything you need and want and vastly cheaper. Even around Paisley is good. by Keltik_ (Fri 30th Jul 2021 6:28pm)
  • It’s the council. by Keltik_ (Sun 8th Aug 2021 10:14pm)
  • Ladies, I know this shit happens and guys don’t give up easily, but don’t engage these guys in conversation *at all*. Don’t tell them anything, don’t say anything, the longer they think they can get a conversation going the longer they keep going. If they won’t give up, call 999. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Aug 2021 9:15pm)
  • I know, believe me, I’ve had experiences myself, I don’t want to sound like some mansplaining prick. But I also see how these guys work, it’s almost a trolling mentality, if they can get a hook in, get a reaction, it spurs them on. I’m not victim blaming or excusing this behaviour in the slightest. I’d have fucking rattled him if I’d been there tbh. But I know lassies tend to feel the need to be polite and respond. by Keltik_ (Wed 11th Aug 2021 10:57pm)
  • Contact your councillor, this is the kinda thing they can help with. by Keltik_ (Fri 13th Aug 2021 12:11am)
  • Forget Glasgow, try Paisley. 1 train stop away from central, vastly cheaper, just as much stuff there as Glasgow too. by Keltik_ (Mon 16th Aug 2021 12:52pm)
  • My friend just moved here from California and he loves the weather. “Nothing is on fire here” by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Sep 2021 12:48am)
  • Doing a spot of weeding by Keltik_ (Wed 6th Oct 2021 4:41am)
  • It’s not fresh food, it’s a fridge turned cupboard. It serves this community. by Keltik_ (Thu 14th Oct 2021 3:31pm)
  • It’s cleaned and made safe. People tampering with the food is not the responsibility of the council. The overflowing bins, rat problem and slum landlords are though. by Keltik_ (Thu 14th Oct 2021 11:24pm)
  • Oh fuck off by Keltik_ (Thu 14th Oct 2021 11:22pm)
  • I really have absolutely no patience for Reddit wankers who just want to play devils advocate. People are going hungry, they’re fucking desperate, and this sad fucking wanker is giving it all the concern trolling pish. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 5:28am)
  • Aye well at least I’m not being a prick online advocating for desperate people to go hungry. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 5:27am)
  • So is every instance of food poisoning in Glasgow now the concern of the council? by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 5:30am)
  • Yeah I really don’t give a fuck about the opinions of guys who do nothing but sit online playing devils advocate. Go do something of equal value and worth in society, then I’ll value your opinion on the matter. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 12:44pm)
  • Clearly it fucking is. You got a problem with how this group feeds hungry people, you go start an alternative and feed hungry people. It’s a lot more difficult than sitting on Reddit playing devils advocate. Till then, keep your shite opinions to yourself. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 12:42pm)
  • How do you not see that every thing that happens in a public space is not the responsibility of the council? by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 12:40pm)
  • Sick of tory cunts like you. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 2:54pm)
  • Apology not accepted. Now fuck off and do something productive for society. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 2:57pm)
  • You just described every bin left outside every house and restaurant. You want to stop discussing it cos you’re realising you’re talking shite. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 2:56pm)
  • And if I trip over a bit of wood someone left lying on the pavement, do I sue the council? How about you fuck off with your try hard edgy bullshit. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 4:10pm)
  • HAHAHA yeah ok, good fucking luck in your bizarre little fantasy world. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 7:58pm)
  • Fuck off. Stop being a fucking creep. by Keltik_ (Fri 15th Oct 2021 7:57pm)
  • 👏đŸģ by Keltik_ (Sun 17th Oct 2021 5:20am)
  • Ah, yeah that’s where I first had it. Got some cans in asda but was hoping to get out for a pint. by Keltik_ (Mon 18th Oct 2021 2:49pm)
  • Thanks by Keltik_ (Mon 18th Oct 2021 4:25pm)
  • It’s been about 20 year since I had a pint of the real stuff, but I think so. My Irish pals say the same. Apparently it’s made the same way then filtered to remove the alcohol. by Keltik_ (Mon 18th Oct 2021 9:58pm)
  • Dismantling capitalism is more effective. by Keltik_ (Wed 20th Oct 2021 7:01am)
  • What studies are there on pollution caused by global socialism? by Keltik_ (Wed 20th Oct 2021 4:46pm)
  • Capitalism still existed in 1990, my point was that corporations are on record as being the biggest polluters, but capitalism sees this as necessary and acceptable. We produce to satisfy greed, not need. by Keltik_ (Wed 20th Oct 2021 7:00pm)
  • Look outside Glasgow, try Paisley, Renfrewshire. by Keltik_ (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 9:54am)
  • Truck driving, get a license in a week, if you can drive well enough. by Keltik_ (Sun 24th Oct 2021 9:34am)
  • Truck driving. There’s a shortage, the wages are going up, theres signing bonuses and opportunities to get your license paid for you. The hours are very long and it’ll eventually drain the life from you and ruin you (hence the reason there’s a driver shortage, everyone is sick of it) but it’s a career change in an industry that will always be needed. by Keltik_ (Sun 24th Oct 2021 9:33am)
  • Get a hobby, find a club that does it, meet folk with a similar interest and make friends! Get a few hobbies. Find cool things you enjoy doing. by Keltik_ (Sun 24th Oct 2021 9:41am)
  • Only need a license 2 years to go for the HGV. Good luck whatever you go for though! by Keltik_ (Sun 24th Oct 2021 1:51pm)
  • You’re very welcome. by Keltik_ (Mon 25th Oct 2021 6:35pm)
  • What’s the fucking point? by Keltik_ (Tue 26th Oct 2021 5:03am)
  • You hold it till your break. by Keltik_ (Sat 30th Oct 2021 5:26am)
  • I used to work for them years ago, as a driver. They are absolutely the lowest of the low. by Keltik_ (Sat 30th Oct 2021 5:26am)
  • The cringe by Keltik_ (Sun 14th Nov 2021 5:56pm)
  • Look at Paisley & Renfrewshire. by Keltik_ (Sat 27th Nov 2021 8:45am)
  • Look up the book ‘Parliamo Glasgow’ by Keltik_ (Sat 27th Nov 2021 8:56am)
  • Too expensive for businesses to stay, no free parking, public transport is absolute pish… compare that to braehead or silverburn or the fort. by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:22pm)
  • Council matter. by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:28pm)
  • Been bin strikes mind. by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:26pm)
  • Same. I almost never go into the city now. Not worth my while. by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:25pm)
  • Slaters are on commission by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 2:29pm)
  • I’m not advocating more parking, rather pointing out its difficult to access, that’s off putting. Plus the lack of diversity of shopping. It’s the same big chain shops there as in a mall. What’s the motivation to visit? by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 4:24pm)
  • £48 by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 6:14pm)
  • There is no traffic management in Scotland. It’s a joke. by Keltik_ (Sun 12th Dec 2021 6:15pm)
  • Scab by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Dec 2021 4:57am)
  • I think it is by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Dec 2021 6:24am)
  • Shut up scab by Keltik_ (Mon 13th Dec 2021 3:23pm)
  • Merry Christmas 😄 by Keltik_ (Sat 25th Dec 2021 7:07pm)
  • Aye I always greet too. by Keltik_ (Sat 1st Jan 2022 1:10am)
  • I took a few, should have got one of all the jack knifed wagons blocking the M8 and the huge tail back it caused. by Keltik_ (Fri 7th Jan 2022 8:48am)
  • Yeah there was a few jack knifed on the m8 by Keltik_ (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:42am)
  • Yeah, I was coming through the industrial estate. by Keltik_ (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:42am)
  • Are you working? Some big employers offer well-being plans that can help with these things. Trade unions too, if you’re in one. by Keltik_ (Tue 11th Jan 2022 6:15pm)
  • Union membership is still an option, Unite are pretty good. No harm in looking at their membership site. by Keltik_ (Wed 12th Jan 2022 6:54am)
  • Education is the first step, most people have no idea how to behave on the road. by Keltik_ (Sun 16th Jan 2022 11:44am)
  • Did you make sure to apologise to the cyclist for getting in her way? You have to remember, there’s a separate Highway Code for cyclists from all other road users, the rules that we all abide to don’t fucking apply to them. by Keltik_ (Sun 16th Jan 2022 11:41am)
  • Aye and as a truck driver, I see morons in every type of vehicle on the road. At least those in the motorised ones have had to pass some kind of test to get there. by Keltik_ (Sun 16th Jan 2022 1:16pm)
  • Yes I know, you shouldn’t be licensed to drive a vehicle for 50+ years based on one test. by Keltik_ (Sun 16th Jan 2022 3:50pm)
  • There’s a few dessert places I’ve noticed around govanhill by Keltik_ (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 10:59am)
  • Wagamama is pretty good by Keltik_ (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 6:54pm)
  • What fucking black hole, what now. Why couldn’t labour just pay the fucking wages to the women, why’d they piss it all away on fucking legal fights. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Jan 2022 1:34am)
  • THERES A SURPRISE. by Keltik_ (Wed 26th Jan 2022 1:43am)