I once took a girl to the roller disco. It's fucking solid if you're pished and she was super pished before the date started. She then made me go to the grand ole opry. Being new to Glasgow I didn't know what this place was. Went in and everyone was playing bingo dressed as cowboys. At least a hundred people. She sits us down at a table and everytime a number is called out she would scream wooooo eventually the bingo caller said whoever is doing that please stop. She got up in the middle of the hall and started shouting its him and pointing at me. She sits back down and I've only had 1 pint so I'm super embarrassed. I hear the clink of boots and 2 men dressed as sheriffs come up behind me and ask me to leave. So yeah avoid roller disco and most importantly the grand ole opry |