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Got in a fight with a guy outside Jongleur's comedy club in 2006. Guy punched my brother for nothing. Two of us managed to batter three of them and neither of us are hard cunts.

Witnessed a horrible fight on Vicky Road in the Summer. Was eating dinner with my wife in Nanika.


We were sat right in the window, front row seat for the action. This young boy walks by the window of the restaurant then stops and stares straight at me. The window seat is right by the door and I was sure he was gonna charge in and start with me. He looked like he was desperate to get in a scrap. His older mate (mid 40s) who was very drunk did come into the restaurant which was obviously annoying but he was pretty harmless "awrite troops, enjoy yer dinner etc" could be quite intimidating for tourists, young girls ets. He leaves then about a minute later, him and the young wido plus a third genuinely hard looking cunt run back and suddenly are all going to town against another gang of 5 neds. Right outside the window.

Was violent as fuck. The 'harmless older guy got knocked clean out while his 2 mates took a beating off the 5 guys. This wee geeky cunt who was also eating in the restaurant was out in the street about 3 feet from the action giving a detailed description over the phone to the cops.

I'm just thinking he's gonna end up getting the restaurant wrecked, as one of the guys is swinging about one of those big triangular road signs that would have killed someone if he'd chosen to throw it though the window.

Cops showed up once they'd all fucked off obviously!!