If you've ever been in one of Glasgow's gay bars and seen a guy dressed head-to-toe in a black latex suit, and a black dog mask, with a chain around his neck... that's me.
Polo used to use a picture of me to advertise their Wednesdays. [Here it is](https://www.facebook.com/clubxglasgow/photos/a.609154989172412/2505964572824768/?type=3&theater) (it's SFW).