The amount of people I've seen just blatantly saying they're away to so-and-so's house party tonight is genuinely baffling. I feel like one of the only people in Glasgow who can read and understand instructions. It's the 'may as well' attitude taking over.
Oh you're in the garden having a wee bbq burger with us? You need the toilet just head up. You've been to the toilet now may as well just go in and out as you please.
Oh the weans have been an inch apart this whole time and no one can stop them cause they're too wee. May as well no bother now since the weans haven't.
It just goes inch by inch by inch until suddenly it's apparently the point of no return with them and everyone throws their hands up and goes lockdown shmockdown. |