| Comment | This was hilarious... because it's true.
The other favourites are:
* Heading westbound and want to come on at Townhead? Well we're not going to bother warning you before making the turn off of the Glebe Street stub. Ha! Cones! Up Springburn Road and round to Baird Street and sit at some extra sets of lights, fannies.
* Wanting to take the motorway to Govan? We could stick some signs up on the Kingston bridge to tell you that the Helen Street exit is shut so you can come off at the bridge to take PRW, but nah, there's no fun in that. Once you pass that exit and find the exit at Govan is shut it's all the way to Fifty Pitches roundabout and back again. Belter, eh? Ya wank!
* Big concert at the Hydro Tuesday night? Excellent. Spills out at 10? Let's schedule the roadworks for Tuesday at half 9 and shut the eastbound at the end of the expressway and the one at charing cross. Haha, there's some chaos for youse all to enjoy. Fuds.
The struggles of night shift workers are real. |
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