| Comment | Find the hardest looking pigeon and tell him in no uncertain terms that the mass shitting isn't on. His mates will follow suit, eliminating the problem altogether.
If he pushes back, attach an M16 to a drone for a modified Apache helicopter, and decimate the lot of them.
Serious answer: If nobody is listening to you then I'd take it into my own hands. Install a dummy eagle/bird of prey? Not sure how effective those things are, but it's worth a shot. Also not sure of the legalities around DIY bird-removals. |
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