I can see it now.
40 people.
16 of them asking where's a good pub to drink.
Someone orders a Tennent's and 39 others lecture him for its unethical ingredients.
Someone pouring their drink out on the bar so they can snap a picture of the reflection.
No one talking because no one wants to have an opinion that may be slightly against the grain.
Everyone standing up because its too uncomfortable to sit down with the splinters in their arse from all that sitting on the fence.
Someone mentions they voted for the Tories. A riot breaks out. Then it flashes back and the pub is intact and it was all a wishful dream because no one on here would say boo to a fly if its not on a keyboard.
Everyone goes home for a lonely chug then bed. |