| Comment | Dad cooked and brought a big fuck-off turkey to the house for Christmas and took bollix all of it home with them.
I have had turkey in every single meal for the last 3 days, and I've only just finished the first breast. There's still a leg, a wing and another half breast sitting in my fridge.
I'm tempted to put them below my pillow before I go to sleep just to see if the Tooth Fairy'll fucking take some. |
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