| Comment | > HI FELLOW SCOTCH!
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> My aunt's college roomate once saw a picture of Nessie and I just feel so Scotch! I wear my kilt everyday (the utility pockets are super-useful) and can't wait to live in my homeland.
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> I've quit my job (I'm a shop bag packer and trolley wrangler, yee-ha!) and booked a flight for next week. Where is the best whiskey bar? My surname is Fuckwitz, which clan is that? What else do I need to know? |
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