| Comment | There's a real career opening here for retired professional Uruguayan football players. It would only take one or two mask dodgers to have a sinister, swarthy security guard creep up on them and bite them hard on the neck or arm before running away and hiding behind a stack of baked beans for the message to get out.
Better still, you could deploy a whole team of them throughout the store, and they could launch savage group attacks, like piranhas. Stepping round a pile of clotted gore which used to be a COVID-denying bawheid, being gnawed on by sharp- fanged ghouls from the back catalogue of World Cups gone by would be a small price to pay for a safer environment for the rest of us. |
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