r/Glasgow Tools

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Author	FlyVidjul
Comment	Ban nightclubs. People need a good night's sleep and it encourages drinks and drugs. Takeaways can only be purchased if your orders are 1000 calories or less per person. Ban condoms. Sex should only be for reproduction and we can minimise STIs!!
Reddit Link	https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/m0fme0/some_of_the_embarrassing_and_disrespectful_mess/gq7we4g/
Created	Mon 8th Mar 2021 3:32pm
Status	normal ()

Ban nightclubs. People need a good night's sleep and it encourages drinks and drugs.

Takeaways can only be purchased if your orders are 1000 calories or less per person.

Ban condoms. Sex should only be for reproduction and we can minimise STIs!!