| Comment | Some gimp decided to break in to my shop last night. What did the criminal mastermind decide to steal after kicking in a corner of a window? 2 boxes of crisps and some coffee. It gets better tho. While making his daring escape travelling at an estimated speed of slower-than-a-cripple-in-treacle, he was half out the window when the polis arrived and promptly removed him, presumably while passing themselves laughing. Total value of his daring heist? 60 quid. |
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