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As a cunt which tends to generalize everyone. I'm the best cunt for this to set it out.

You support rangers if you generally like the United Kingdom / Old school British Empire days. You're pro WestMinister and hate wee "nippy" in Holyrood. Rangers is a club for teh protestants and a place where people can generally hate the Irish / Immigration in general. If you are a Yank, they are Glasgows Republicans

Celtic on the other hand is the angel that cannot do no wrong. It's a good ol knees up and everyone having fun singing songs not about killing catholics. It's the place you go if you're a studenty type that likes left / progressive politics. It was and still is home to a lot of the "We're irish so let's support x Club" I work in a place with a Dublin and London office and the fun extends to there also. Celtic is the club you support if you are catholic / went to church twice to get your wane into a good school. Celtic is generally pro indy as it has it's SNP base.


Now, this is all pish obviously, but this is just what the generalized pish would be if you had to sum up both teams and their camps. Do these people exist that fit everything I said above? Absolutely. Are they the majority? Well not really. For a start I have Celtic fans as family members that are pro brexit, anti immigration and hate rangers, routinely joining in on the "Fuck the hun" chants.

Usual, nothing ever really fits. and it just leads us to division.

Rangers biggest issue is tanked up cunts having too many cheap drinks. Same goes for Celtic. Usually the fans are actually sound sober.