| Comment | Man, that's ridiculous. A relative of mine worked in the old Lewis's department store and tells a story about a problematic customer nicknamed Pishy Pete. One day he decided to steal a fresh chicken by stuffing it up his jumper. The security always kept an eye on him (and the smell could knock you out at a hundred yards), so he was spotted right away. To make matters worse his trousers fell down as he was being apprehended, no underwear in sight. Funny, yes, but definitely felt sorry for that security guard. Worst I ever had to deal with was a junkie stuffing a massive fluffy toy up his jumper when I was in a card shop in town (not a security guard) and yes, he got away. |
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