At least he wasn't [feeding sausage rolls to a vegetarian police horse](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-21383945#:~:text=A%20man%20from%20Glasgow%20has%20been%20found%20guilty,Pollokshaws%20Road%2C%20Glasgow%2C%20on%2026%20September%20last%20year).