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Had a woman/girl pull the passcom, to stop the train in an emergency, to tell me the sink in the lavvy had no water. I told her I was trying to drive the train, and she actually whined back "but, but, my hands are all soapy and I don't know how to get it off"

A woman who downed a full bottle of red wine then spewed it all over the seats the just walking off like nothing happened.

A guy at Argyle St throwing a running punch at my train as I left to try and stop the train.

2 guys fishing off a viaduct and when I blew the horn they pulled their hoods up and kept fishing, like it made them invisible.

A girl asking where the train was going and me replying "where are you going?" cos it's easier to work out that way. She said it was none of my business but if I had to know then she was going to her boyfriends house.

A whole train full of football fans going nuts, singing, drinking etc and as I headed towards Wishaw someone pulled the emergency stop. I went back to reset it and there were people everywhere, on the floor, bleeding, beer dripping from the ceiling. Hadn't moved 100ft and it was pulled again. In the cab we have an over-ride on some trains so we can stop in a more appropriate place, so I hit the button, came to a stand at Wishaw and opened the doors. around 40-50 got off and this woman came to my door, screaming at me "why'd you open the doors, they hit my brother!" Told her we were at a station, had to open the doors, plus I wasn't going to sit there keeping them on the train, they would've wrecked the train. I asked her why they hit her brother and she said about 10 or 15 of them started singing 'show us yer tits" and she told them all "don't talk to me like that or my brother will leather you."

There are way more that I just can't think of right now.