| Comment | Fucking cat tried to jump from the top of a door onto the TV unit and fucked it. Landed on the plug tower that the TV and Internet is plugged into, turning everything off. Cat wanders off and collapses. Wife picked him up and sat him on thr sofa where he just lay there. Panicked phonecall to the vets, me rushing home from work, open the front door and he springs up. Grab his cat carrier and suddenly the wee shite is fine again. Running around and hiding from us. Internet is still fucked, somehow. I swear, the wee cunt is lucky we love him at times. Phoned vet back and they say to keep an eye on him, bit he sounds fine, must've just got a shock from his fall. |
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