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Just a bunch of anti-vax morons spouting their shite in the post office que. One started, others joined in and before I knew it I was the only sane person there. The staff were taking their time over some international parcel that was causing bother, so I heard all the batshit crazy theories under the sun - "Wuhan labs... that Hillary Clinton's got things to answer for... I mean, look at Israel, is that a coincidence? ... Nicola Sturgeon has it in for Rangers... I don't know anyone who had it...it's those fucking beggars from Govanhill who are just spreading their own flu, that's all it is..." etc. Only the drunken bampot without a shirt on wasn't wearing a mask though. I was glad to leave the shop, only to be met by the same topless bampot screaming "haw, baw jaws! " at his girlfriend down the street. They were having an argument because he was refused alcohol in the shop and she wouldn't go in and buy it for him, fearing she'd be barred herself an "didn't want to walk all the way down to Morrison's because I'm fucked. " then I almost got flattened by a quad bike piloted by a fucking twelve year old as I was crossing the road. I returned to my building to discover a fresh steaming shite on the stairs. After passing that, thankful I managed not to throw up, I sat down to relax with a well earned cigarette. Upon opening the windows, what did I hear? "Haw, baw jaws! You've got ma fuckin' money!" All this before half ten. Baw jaws and her boyfriend are still floating about.