| Comment | you seriously have no idea how long I was trying to work out what type of dildo themed joke you meant when you said 'went out and filled up for nae reason' until i finally got what you meant
also nah i've got a bus ticket, fuck paying for a motor, insurance, parking, and then petrol and maintenance on top of that when I can wait 5 mins at a stop at most, jump on the bus, flash my pass, have the maître d' dab my hands with some fresh rosewater, escort me to my leather recliner and signal the chauffeur with the bell when I must alight. Driving's a mugs game. |
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