| Comment | There is only one solution to your problem. An organic solution which requires the help of a top professional;
1- locate and visit an SSPCA centre
2- identify a smallish feline ball of fluff that does not seem to hate you (too much.) TIP: if not hissing then you two can probably cohabit
3- take said feline ball of fluff back to west end. IMPORTANT (ensure to check with your feline which pronouns they use.)
4- feed your new overlord some meaty and delicious snacks. Cool, you have now gained favour with the ruler, your King/Queen Fluffster McMeow .
5- go to bed as normal. The supreme leader, hardline dictator and keen meower will inflict genocide on the mus musculus community.
6- you have been saved. |
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