\[Sarcastic reference to those companies that in November 2021 still have a recorded message on their phone lines saying that 'DUE TO CORONAVIRUS WE ARE TRYING TO HELP OUR MOST VULNERABLE CUSTOMERS FIRST, PLEASE GIVE UP AND NEVER CALL US EVER AGAIN, THANKSBYE'\]
Edit: the use of "Coronavirus" gives it that quaint, vintagey feeling, y'know.