| Comment | I was making on omelette the other day and as I cracked an egg it had two yolks, a double-yoker, and I thought to myself imagine that two Yokers!
Would Les Porter's brother Dez Porter have a salon too, called "Hair by Dez Porter".?
Or would it be all mirror-universe-evil and shit like than one Star Trek episode, Evil-Yoker Newsagents, Evil-Yoker Post Office, Evil-Yoker F.C., Hair by Evil Les Porter.
I need to find out answers to the big questions like; Do parallel Universes exist? and Would the Evil Les Porter have one o' they evil goatees?
As I cracked the next egg it had only a single yolk and suddenly we were back to a one-Yoker-world and everything was right with the Universe again. |
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