| Comment | *Alan Brazil breached broadcasting rules for suggesting that a Glasgow rat infestation was the fault of Asian immigrants storing rice.*
We all know rats eat and thrive on nothing more than rice right?
They are well known for turning their little rat noses up at anything but rice, fussy little bastards.
Look at all the rice they are eating in the west end retail park
[Potato quality vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJPaJ56L0uE) |
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