| Comment | The standard uber experience:
7.00pm - Start looking for an uber.
7.15pm - There's no a 3x surge so nae cunt takes the job.
7.45pm - cunt accepts job, drives for literally miles in the opposite direction or just sits at a hoose for 20 minutes, forcing you to cancel and get hit with a cancellation fee.
8.15pm - driver turns up, you now have a 50/50 between someone who can't take any verbal instructions and doesn't know where Great Western Road is, or worse yet somebody that thinks having you in the motor gives them a free therapy session.
8.45pm - You arrive late to your destination, check your bank and have to file for a crisis loan just to pay it. Promise never again.
Got to the point now where it's quicker, cheaper, more convenient to fire myself in a big circus cannon at my destination. |
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