| Comment | Was standing in a queue for the Garage about 10 years ago. There were two lines and guys were getting patted down. I was chatting to my mate so the bouncer said something to me and I didn't hear him. Said "sorry mate, I didn't hear you?" and he said "Stand in the fucking left line are you deaf as well as dumb?"
The particular bouncer in question was about 5'6" and about 12 stone and would get flung about like an empty tracky. As soon as he said it I took one step toward him stared him down and he called his pals in to huckle me out as if I was causing trouble. I left with no hassle and the other bouncers actually apologised to me. Seemed like they were fairly sound and knew he was a bit of a prick. |
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