Years ago I was playing a gig and got a black hack to blackfriars. On the way he managed to belt out something that was offensive to at least 4 minorities in a single sentence. It was impressive.
When I get out the car and get my stuff from the boot he had a holdall lying open with at least 10 claw hammers in it. It's haunted me for 10 years why someone would need multiple claw hammers. I'd imagine even a claw hammer weilding psycho would just have the one. |