| Comment | I have two good ones. Guy came up to us when we were sat outside the pub and just starts hitting us with all these dad jokes, they were so bad but couldn't help laughing. He then tells us he's looking for a couple of quid to get himself a few cans before he moves on to the next city as hes homeless by choice and normally busks in each city he goes to to get the cash together for a cheap place to sleep. The next one though was a guy who asked us for 10p towards his bus fare. Pal handed him 30p and he looked at the money in his hand and said "the fuck is that? How the fuck am I supposed to get a pint with that? Fucking cheap prick" and he fucked off mumbling away to himself about how much an arsehole my pal was for giving him literally 3x the amount he asked for. |
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