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Woman in Partick bus station came over to me while I was sitting down, which was weird cos I usually don't sit down late at night incase I need to move from people like this. Told me her boyfriend broke up with her and she was looking for money to get to a hostel, I had a quid in my pocket and told her that was all I had. Gave me this long story about how he had taken everything from her, including the dog, and kicked her out with the clothes on her back. At exactly the same moment, you literally couldn't have planned it, a bus pulls into the same bit I'm sitting at, and guess who gets off the bus? The boyfriend, and tagging along is their dog, a wee staffie. He sees her and is like "Aw Linda I've been looking fur you fur hoors did ye get any money?", sees me sitting down and then just stop dead in his tracks 😂 There's a moment where she doesn't say a word, then turns round and looks at me and shouts "Aye stick that pound up yer arse ya fat cow". I suppose to the queen of the junkies I might look fat, but I'm a size 8 so she can get fucked 😂
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CreatedWed 20th Apr 2022 12:36pm
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