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AuthorThe_Dildo_Detector
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We need to round them up and put them in camps to be systematically re-educated or executed. There is absolutely no reason in this day and age that anyone should be outdoors for any reason. We need to punish all of those who dare gather in public, I mean social distancing fuck sake, don't they know gathering outside for anything other than collecting our bread ration is not just unacceptable, it's downright criminal. I would go as far as saying that we need to dismantle the entire of organised and amateur football, we need to dissolve all of the balls in a thick acid to ensure they are never booted against a wall again, we need to sabotage the goal posts, mine the football fields (so fuck if you walk your dug there, this is serious). I mean, I know I probably just don't understand basic human behaviour and emotions, but that's their problem not mine, I want them all jailed, ma wee dug would have shat himself if I took him outside but sensibly I didn't but do you know how hard it is to deal with making your wee fur baby upset? I'm wanting emotional damages off these clubs for the horrific experience.

^ This is what it feels like reading this subreddit every time football fans celebrate. Get a grip, cunts wreck cities for hockey across the world as well, don't need to rip the knitting.
Reddit Linkhttps://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/uq3wgv/id_be_in_favour_of_banning_top_flight_glasgow/i8xatv7/
CreatedTue 17th May 2022 9:50am
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