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Author	twoxraydelta
Comment	Start at St Enoch in the Crystal Palace. Easy and cheap meeting point. Bridge St: The Laurieston West St: unless you fancy a pint of industrial pollution you are gona stay on the train Shields Rd: you could go to Malaga tapas 5 minutes away on St Andrews Dr, otherwise you’ll skip here as well and get off at Kinning Park for The Bellrock Cessnock: if you skipped Malaga tapas theres some food here. The Beruit Star or Shawarma Grill before getting a drink in The Kensington. Ibrox: unless The Louden is open and all of your party is happy to drink in a Rangers pub then its straight on to Govan: Step into the 1990’s at Brechins Bar, where a guy called Davie can get you DVD’s of films that are still in post production. If you need something more modern like IPTV on a ready made fire stick yer man has that as well. Then its on to - Partick: yer lightweight pals will regroup here and head straight into the newsagents for a bottle of water before going round to the Deoch An Dorus to continue on this train on madness. Partick is where some soldiers will be left behind and your battalion will be short of a couple of bodies. The hardcore continue on to Kelvinhall: you have a bit of a choice here but you’re at the stage of the night where The Quarter Gill will be more on the level of this crowd of outer circle steamers. Hillhead: Ashton Lane does not want this smoke so it will be Tennents bar for the crowd. Some sly dogs who are not team players will fall away from the group and will stay in Vodka Wodka as the journey carries on. Kelvinbridge: is where the people who were raging about The Louden get to feel better at Kitty O’Sheas. St Georges Cross: if you skipped The Louden and there were people unhappy about Kitty O’Sheas the playing fields are levelled here at The Royalty Bar. You thought you got away with it. Think again. The Castle Vaults is always available. Cowcaddens: you could get off and to to MacConnels but everybody is pished and will struggle to navigate so it’s right into Buchanan St: where the world is your oyster, or the bus up the road is close by.
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Created	Tue 31st May 2022 10:47pm
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Start at St Enoch in the Crystal Palace. Easy and cheap meeting point.

Bridge St: The Laurieston

West St: unless you fancy a pint of industrial pollution you are gona stay on the train

Shields Rd: you could go to Malaga tapas 5 minutes away on St Andrews Dr, otherwise you’ll skip here as well and get off at

Kinning Park for The Bellrock

Cessnock: if you skipped Malaga tapas theres some food here. The Beruit Star or Shawarma Grill before getting a drink in The Kensington.

Ibrox: unless The Louden is open and all of your party is happy to drink in a Rangers pub then its straight on to

Govan: Step into the 1990’s at Brechins Bar, where a guy called Davie can get you DVD’s of films that are still in post production. If you need something more modern like IPTV on a ready made fire stick yer man has that as well. Then its on to -

Partick: yer lightweight pals will regroup here and head straight into the newsagents for a bottle of water before going round to the Deoch An Dorus to continue on this train on madness. Partick is where some soldiers will be left behind and your battalion will be short of a couple of bodies. The hardcore continue on to

Kelvinhall: you have a bit of a choice here but you’re at the stage of the night where The Quarter Gill will be more on the level of this crowd of outer circle steamers.

Hillhead: Ashton Lane does not want this smoke so it will be Tennents bar for the crowd. Some sly dogs who are not team players will fall away from the group and will stay in Vodka Wodka as the journey carries on.

Kelvinbridge: is where the people who were raging about The Louden get to feel better at Kitty O’Sheas.

St Georges Cross: if you skipped The Louden and there were people unhappy about Kitty O’Sheas the playing fields are levelled here at The Royalty Bar. You thought you got away with it. Think again. The Castle Vaults is always available.

Cowcaddens: you could get off and to to MacConnels but everybody is pished and will struggle to navigate so it’s right into

Buchanan St: where the world is your oyster, or the bus up the road is close by.