| Comment | I'd just dump it in someone else's bin when the bins are out, or leave it by where the bin shoot leads to. Alternatively it could be turned into a lovely picture frame (you could sell it if you don't want a toilet seat on your own wall.) Ebay? There's probably a wacky market out there for used toilet seats somewhere. You could glue it to a front door using 'no more nails' for a laugh. If you live in a close and some fuckwit keeps leaving their bike in an annoying place you could hang it from the handlebars to teach them a lesson. Write a sign saying "for free" and leave it in a busy place. Wear it round your neck to scare the weans. Take it into a pub with a manky toilet and leave it in one of the cubicles. Endless possibilities. |
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