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Yes, it is totally rational.

The police don't even enter Cessnock without an armed escort. You're on your own. Even Mad Max would fear to tread.

If you are leaving the gym at night, remember to Don your ballistic vest. I also recommend a silk base layer, helps with the penetrating wounds.

Make sure you pay off the gangs on your street, near your gym and all points in between. Don't worry about money, if you look good enough you can kneel and "pay service".

Once the gangs carve their sigils onto your forehead, you'll be OK to move around within those territories, so long as your show due reverence.

People think I make this up. But they don't know. They don't know man, *they weren't there!*

(I'm totally making this up. You'll be fine.)
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CreatedSat 2nd Jul 2022 11:46pm
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