Because Im not from Glasgow this came as a funny shock to me. A woman in her 70s at least chatting to her mate on the main street with a tiny dog.
"I'm just taking this cunt a walk then I'm off haim"
Was just the fact that she called this tiny dog a cunt cracked me up. Now I know every person and creature in Glasgow is a cunt so its not a shock anymore but at the time it was hilarious.