| Comment | While on Sauchiehall Street an American tourist exclaimed, "Man they have a Semi hanging out!"
To which the Garage bouncer replied, "sorry I didn't know my fly was open ZIP!".
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On the bus I heard a girl explain to her friend who was just off the boat ( not a slight they were just off the boat and on their penultimate leg of their journey to their lodgings)
Glasgow people call a dog, "a dug" they swap vowels with neither rhyme nor reason, there's no sense to it. |
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