| Comment | Can I also confess something? So I'm not proud and if you call social services I deserve my fate.
So my daughter is now 10 but when she was about 6 I was getting changed infront of her, and as kids do she goes "omg mummy what are all them marks on your skin" pointing to my stretch marks!!
Rather than admit I was just fat and my skin had streched beyond repair I said........fuck, ok I said "when I was a little girl there was a bad lady called Maggie Murphy and gran sent me to her home for being bad, I tried to escape and she grabbed me back with her big long witchy nails and that's why mummy has these scars"
Downvote me please I deserve it. |
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