Bloody Freshers, grumble grumble. Suppose it's nice they can finally have their week of partying. Can't imagine starting uni in 2020 and not having a solid year of drinking the QM dry, fleeing from the Vengabus, waking up in random flats, and learning which takeaways do the best 3am scran (shout outs to 3-in-1 Xtra if it's still there).