Have a few of folk in my work with hilarious nicknames. Some of my favourites;
"1690" a woman who looks 16 from the back and 90 from the front.
"Two backs" woman who looks the same from the front as she does from the back.
"Shoebox heed" guy with a square head.
"Sniper's dream" guy with a massive head.
"Lion heed" guy with a massive head with additional long blonde hair and beard.
"Cupcake" guy who brought cupcakes in for his colleagues.
"Fabergé" guy who looks like he smells (apparently Fabergé was an aftershave years ago)
Hate to think what my nickname is. |