| Comment | I worked as a fundraiser in the city centre for a few years annoying cunts and there's no shitting on the street and so I've got a scale that helps -
Hotel Toilets - Usually top tier but guarded, you need to either be sneaky or use a direct and honest approach. Watch out for motion sensitive lights though hotels always seem to have 30 seconds where you can be still before you need a crash course in shitting in the dark.
Pub Toilets (Decent) - Usually a bit pishy, but picking a decent one you've usually got at least a few stalls as well as the pish trough so you get a wee bit of peace if nobody is rattling the gear, Solid Rock gets a special mention for good sinks.
Pub Toilets (Wetherspoons) - Usually quite far away and a bit isolated/peaceful depending on time of day, usually decent stalls as well, but not exactly a good option if you're five prayers deep.
"Public Toilets" - Train stations, bus station, etc. Usually dire quality, busy as you can get, worst smelling, and most likely to get some cunt trying to lick the piss off the floor around your ankles while you're squeezing one out. Paying money for one of these feels like having your mouth spat in by a stranger. |
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