| Comment | True story
I got a new job and went out for a couple of beers on a Wednesday night with the missus. Ended up in the Spanish butcher and I was quite well oiled.
Spied the specials card on the table and decided fuck it, I'll treat myself seeing as I've got a new job. Ordered some steak that was £50...
When it came out, it was near enough a full fucking cow. Absolutely enormous.
Like the greedy dick I am, I finished the entire thing.
I'm sitting sweating at the table when the waitress comes up to clear the plates. That's when the penny dropped. I asked her if I'd actually ordered a steak for 2 people. She said yes but she didn't want to say anything when I ordered it. Which basically meant she knew I was a fat greedy cunt😭 |
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