| Comment | Good auld Zippo will have your back in any conditions. Either works or they fix it life time guarantee. I once in my finer years crashed out with an open bottle of happy apples woke up thinking I pished myself but nope spilt my happy apples everywhere keyboard, lighter, throne all fucked. The lighter became completely seized couldn't screw the bit for the flint or fuck all and because it was my bad I was like this will cost a fortune took it down to the tobacconist where I got it and they had one look and says it needs sent back. 2.50 it cost for the posting but got my lighter back in spanking order. Which reminds me if anyone found a John Wayne lighter at the wickerman festival I'd like that back haha. But aye I work a 24h shift if my lighter runs out of juice and I've left the tin in the hoose... Fire some lynx in that shit, fags are rotten but I'd rather have them than do my job without them especially since they are as close to a break I get haha. |
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