| Comment | I encountered a new level of pish on Xmas night. In laws were at ours for dinner and needed a taxi home at 10pm from East Kilbride to Clarkston.
Tried loads of numbers that rang out. Eventually got through to East Kilbride Taxi Owners Association and joined the queue. When I joined I was 40th in the queue but held on anyway as no one else was answering.
Eventually after half an hour I get connected and ask the woman for a taxi from EK to Clarkston
"Sorry, the drivers aren't leaving the town tonight"
Thinking she misheard I assumed she misheard and explained I said Clarkston and that we were at the Clarkston side of EK so it's only a 10 minute journey
"No, the drivers aren't going outside the town tonight"
I lost the rag and thanked her for letting me wait in their telephone queue for half an hour.
Useless cunts |
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