| Comment | Eventful morning:
1. Had rammed dogs treats into the same pocket as my mask, so the dentist visit smelled of fish and dried liver. 🤮
1. Nearly taken out by some fecktwit doing the school run in their 4x4, going down the wrong way of a one-way street. "I dinnae know" the scream; aye, well, there's two fuck-off huge signs at the entrance *and* road markings. If you genuinely did not know, hand in your license.
Moral of the stories? Two pockets, and look two ways! |
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