I was sitting in the car park of McDonald's in Finnieston the other morning eating a bacon and egg mcmuffin when I eventually noticed a big bastard of a seagull standing next to my motor watching me. This thing wasn't moving and stared at me the whole time. Got a bit creeped out by the cunt.
Then it donned on me. It's doing this because it's been "trained". There must be eejits throwing bit of their burgers and chips out their car windows feeding this fucker.
Don't fucking feed the seagulls! |