| Comment | Well the Chinese army doesn't use tanks. Instead, they employ LBDs or Light Bicycle Divisions. They plan to invade by sending advanced shock troops on lowrode choppers, striking at key infrastructure like Best Kebab and Seventh Heaven. Cannae fit a tank down a bike lane. But a LBD? They'll be flying, mate. Flying. We won't know what fucking hit us until the spinning wheel of a wheelie smacks us in the face. |
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