Take an egg and put it in a jar. Close it and put in a warm spot like a radiator. After a couple weeks it should be 'done'. Now take it outside and with a syringe suck out the liquefied egg from the shell. Attach a needle and squirt that into their flat through the keyhole. It's impossible to remove the putrid stench without replacing anything it touches and then it still lingers for months. It's impossible to not vomit after inhalation. |